The NFL

Never saw more time wasted at work than I did yesterday after the Seahawks-Packers game fiasco.  NFL cost America millions in lost productivity.  Makes me glad I don't give two shits about the refs, Roger Goodell or the NFL.

Nerd Hulk

Too much time on their hands...

Common courtesy...

How about letting people get off the elevator, train, bus or whatever before you push through the door like you are the most important thing to walk the planet?  Ok, thanks.  Losers.

Your song...

Beaker is the shit. Meep.

Ain't nobody got THAT much free time, do they?

How can so many people have their priorities so messed up that they are more outraged by what Romney is doing with HIS money than by what Obama is doing with THEIRS?!

Suess!

Man...

Yup.

Whatever, Loud Sales Guy

Loud Howard was at it again, standing at the whiteboard behind me, apparently selling the company product to a school for the deaf.  I swear, I have never worked somewhere that I haven't found myself silently mouthing "What the fuck?" at least ten times a day.

Just kidding...

Seriously, you guys should take my beer away when I get that drunk.
Just kidding, I'll fucking kill you.
@st00pidfast

No fingers

Pandora.com's "unselectable" code

Ha ha, Pandora.  You don't want me to cut and paste lyrics off your webpage, do you?  Too bad you use jQuery on your site and I can use it to undo everything you did to protect your precious text.  I selected it, I copied it, I pasted it, and I don't even feel bad.  Because I don't give two shits.

and 

rock.

And so do I.

Coding Hell...

default case wasn't adding a row to my file when it should have added two. dumped all its parameters one at a time to prove the logic, everything checked out, took out the dumps, now it works. changes to the code: zero. ability to explain why it wasn't working before: zero. wasted time: priceless.

Mind blown.

Resisting change

Change is going to happen.  If the only reason you are against it is because it creates a little more work for you then I don't have time to convince you, I have to go back to work; I already adapted.

You couldn't convince anyone at this morning's meeting, but sure, let's put it in PowerPoint and try again. ~@meetingboy

The guy who takes the last of the coffee...

And is too busy to start a new pot.  I dislike you, and don't give two shits about how busy or important you think you are.  You suck.

I want...

I might have to get one of these. Don't know if I could fly it at work though.

Why work doesn't matter...

Hugh hits another home run with something he probably has been carrying around in his wallet for a long time.

Accounting...

Having just endured an hour long meeting with accountants, I feel empowered by my conscious decision several years ago to not become an accountant.

Bain Capitol

Private equity, corporations, and the free market make the US economy run.  Not the government.  I don't give two shits how much money anybody makes.  Good for them, I am sick of hearing politicians attacking companies for making money and saying its not fair.  Its what they fucking do, morons.

Shy? Not me.

Entitlement creation...

"The simple truth is ... no one should get everything he or she wants. When parents do this for their children, for example, they destroy their child's initiative and kill off their child's sense of gratitude. And when governments do this for their constituents, they create an anti-social, selfish, entitlement attitude."
~Alan Zimmerman

This is such a simple, undeniable fact.  Why do so many people not get it?  Not that I care.

Money...

I love this guy's cartoons, because like Dilbert, they hit kind of close to home.

http://www.gapingvoid.com

Craigslist buttwipes...

People who don't take their ads down off craigslist after the item is sold or the ad is no longer relevant should be kicked squarely in their no-no spots.

Watering a shoe...

baby doesn't give a shit either.

Friday!

I normally don't give a shit about the Friday before a drill weekend.  It's kind of like a Wednesday of a twelve day workweek for me.  But I am going out tonight, so there.  I know, you don't give a shit.

Stupid rules...

Stupid rules.

Attempting...

It's not happening.

Spring.

Spring.  And flowers.  Don't give a shit.

Workers Protest my ass.

There are no workers at this so called "workers protest" in NY.  Us "workers" are working, its a Tuesday.   Those people are Marxist, hand out grabbers.  That ain't working.

Miltary Posers

I don't give a half a shit about posers that say they are ex-military or ex-special forces when clearly, by everything they do and say demonstrates they are neither.  Just saying "I was special forces" means you probably weren't.  Special Forces guys say "I was a cook."

May Day

It's chilly and wet. I am tired of this under-performing spring season.   Don't give a shit bout May Day, wake me up when its June or July day.

You broke the internet...

P: What does THAT mean?
J: That means your computer broke the internet.

I shouldn't care, or "give a shit" so to speak, but that exchange made me laugh.

Then this comes next:

M: What is that?
J: Its fucking magic, don't worry about it.

I should just pack it up and go home now.

Obama singing

I don't give a shit that the president can sing on Idol or do a slow jam with Jimmy Freaking Kimmel.  Being an entertainer isn't a pre-requisite.

Blogging in your underwear...

I want to blog in my underwear.  I don't really give two shits about real jobs.

Intro to two shits...

My friend at work took my suggestion to create a blog about all the stuff she doesn't give a shit about. It originated from a joke I made about a notebook where I write down stuff that I don't give a shit about. She is going to use her blog as a place to vent. Me too. Except it will be here.